Some Late Night Jokes

A whistle blower at British Airways has revealed that the airline has flown dozens of nearly empty planes between Britain, Canada and U.S., each jet emitting tons of pollutants while crossing the Atlantic, with not a single passenger and only a skeleton crew on board. The whistle blower was a pilot who said, “What really set me off is the only luggage on board was mine, and they lost it.”

A study by the University of Pittsburgh says that old people who walk quickly live longer than their counterparts who walk more slowly. The study said the results held up especially for old people who walk through Newark.