Monday, October 22, 2007

Doctor’s advice

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his examination, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him. Do not nag him. If you can do this I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

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