Jokes I liked
-Jay Leno

-Barack Obama now considered the front runner. Which is… you know what they say, behind every successful man there is a woman. Hillary was surprised to find out that it was her.
-Starbucks is testing a one dollar cup of coffee. I thought Starbucks already had a one dollar cup of coffee; they just charge six bucks for it.
-Recessions happen when people buy only what they need.
-Actually, political experts say that Mitt Romney has the No. 1 thing John McCain is looking for in a vice presidential candidate — an organ donor card.
-And things aren’t looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she’s just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing.
-Hey, did you see Roger Clemens testifying this week before Congress? One congressman named Elijah Cummings called Clemens, “one of my heroes,” and then called him a liar. So, I guess that’s what makes you a hero to a congressman pretty much.
-And this week in Sacramento, Mexican President Felipe Calderon spoke to California lawmakers. And out of force of habit, they gave him a driver’s license.


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