which one is closer to God? -
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As you know, the government is going to be handing out rebate checks. We’re like a bad car dealership now in this country, handing out the rebate checks. They’re trying to restore confidence in the U.S. economy. The bad news — half the people want the money in euros, the other half want it in pesos.
You know what’s amazing about Los Angeles? This city never fails to amaze me. Last week Governor Schwarzenegger was in town, all the Republican candidates were here, all the Democratic candidates were here, all with Secret Service protection. And all put together, they still had less of a motorcade than Britney Spears going to the hospital.
We had Senator John McCain on the show last night. And if he wins, he would be the oldest president ever to take office. But the good news, at age 71, he would be eligible for pre-boarding on Air Force One
Here’s something kind of interesting. Do you know the two places in the United States that have the highest alcohol consumption? Las Vegas and Washington, D.C. Isn’t that amazing? The only difference is, in Vegas, the drunks are gambling with their own money.
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Guess you know by now. Yesterday, Mitt Romney threw in the monogrammed towel.
That leaves just McCain and Huckabee, the old guy and the preacher, which brings up the philosophical question, which one is closer to God?