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General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone.

"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad…"

Musharaf: "Afghanistan…?"

Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"

Musharaf: "What about India?"

Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck.
Call the Indian Prime Minister, Singh- tell him we need one million condoms; colored gold and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"

Miyan Musharaf called Singh, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their hour of need.

Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes.
A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes.

He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one
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MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: SMALL

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A Doctor's Story
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for awhile and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease. As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said. She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. .

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams, which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to
return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn
came, it was the last ticket.
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her
berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old
lady."

TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he
wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put,
"you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how
do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting
older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun
didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the
message
decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the
bottom".

TELEGRAM #5

An 85 year old lady died a virgin. Following was the note, she wanted to be
inscribed on her tombstone
'born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin'.
The sculptor who was hired to carve this note on the tombstone was too
lethargic hence he wrote
a something which meant something similar but wasn't exactly the same..

THE MESSAGE WAS............


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