Okay here they are

1.Simran having smaller
Rambha - bigger
Ramyakrishnan - one is Big and one is small
Aishwaryarai - Both are small
What is that?You dirty minds. I am talking about the letter 'R'.

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3. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...Teacher:: What are nitrates?Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plushotel room bill"...

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5. BOYS PLEDGE:
India is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.

6. GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.

7. A 5 year old boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is that?
The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very much".
Boy: Then why did you eat him??

8. Lady asked the time to a Sardar.
He replied "bra panties"
She slapped him and said, "I asked you the time".
Sardar said wahi tho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35>

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10. A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
BOY: OK, call me when you are married.

11. Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.
He puts his hand on her lap.
She smiles and says, "You can go furtherdear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.

12. A boy from third class asked his teacher,
can a girl of my age have babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry"

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