Okay, Where is JJ staring at ?

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TN State Awards.
Sangeeta ---- Next Sasikala?

Okay here they are

1.Simran having smaller
Rambha - bigger
Ramyakrishnan - one is Big and one is small
Aishwaryarai - Both are small
What is that?You dirty minds. I am talking about the letter 'R'.

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3. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...Teacher:: What are nitrates?Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plushotel room bill"...

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5. BOYS PLEDGE:
India is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.

6. GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.

7. A 5 year old boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is that?
The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very much".
Boy: Then why did you eat him??

8. Lady asked the time to a Sardar.
He replied "bra panties"
She slapped him and said, "I asked you the time".
Sardar said wahi tho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35>

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10. A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
BOY: OK, call me when you are married.

11. Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.
He puts his hand on her lap.
She smiles and says, "You can go furtherdear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.

12. A boy from third class asked his teacher,
can a girl of my age have babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry"

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Q: Why do boys go to temples?

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Becoz temple is the only place where u can find..

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Pooja

Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
... AND
Finally..... TRIPTI.....

This is a collection of leave applications written by people in various places
of India...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please
sanction me one-week leave.

2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"

3. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to
leave me today"

4. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

6. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

7. Another one: "
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

8. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10
days leave.

9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may
be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

12. This is from Bangalore: From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

13: A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisementcalling
for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...
As I am both, for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying
for the post.

A man from Bihar was away from his
wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna ( Bihar).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his
colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy
event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the
wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"

The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken
care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";

If it is the third neighbour then it would
be "TRIVEDI",

If it is the fourth neighbour then it
would be "CHATURVEDI";

If its the fifth neighbour then it would
be "PANDEY"...

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...

And what if the wife is too shy to tell
the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be "SHARMA"...

But what if she refuses to divulge the
name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...

If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV"

But who knows whether the child resulted
from a rape?
Then it will be named "DOSHI"...

Finally, if the child happened because
of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named "JOSHI"...

And if the whole country had made efforts
for the happy arrival?....
"DESHPANDEY."

All about Ponniyin Selvan

Okay , Another copy from another blog. Thought it is very interesting. KALKI wrote his epic PONNIYIN SELVAN in 1950-54 and released it as a book in 1960. it has a english version now.

My bro-in-law as written a review about it in his blog. It is very interesting. I cannot copy it , becoz of all the info he has collected. Hope you guys enjoy it

http://www.varnam.org/blog/archives/2006/02/book_review_pon_1.php#more

Copy and paste the link in a browser

Hey I read this from another blog. Thought it is very interesting. if you guys want the original it is at http://www.intentblog.com. This is by Deepak Chopra.

Terrorism's Little Secret

Deepak Chopra - February 03, 2006

The one thing that terrorist leaders don't want their followers to know is that they have nothing to gain. Suicide bombers are only the most obvious example, since they won't survive to gain anything even if terrorism ever "wins." but no follower is going to gain, because the deeper secret is that Islamic terrorism helps the rich and powerful.

Osama bin Laden is himself a wealthy man from a prodigally wealthy family. He is a outcast from his clan in Saudi Arabia, but only because he crossed a certain line. The other wealthy people in Saudi Arabia fund and support jihadist Islam for obvious reasons: it keeps them in power. Terrorism has become the new opiate of the masses. An opiate keeps you drowsy; it makes you believe in fantasies instead of reality.

Terrorism is now doing that as effectively as religion. Millions of Islamic children are going to private Islamic schools, or madrasas, only to come out almost as unfit for modern life as the day they entered. Fundamentalist clerics, such as those in Iran, have become billionaires while the flocks they preach to fall lower and lower economically. Corrupt princes stay in power by funding these clerics, both serving the same reactionary politics that will never grant power, money, or a chance to rise in society to ordinary citizens.

Terrorism wears a revolutionary mask, but the revolution doesn't exist except as a fantasy of returning to a pre-modern age when the Muslim world had greater prestige. Without America and Israel to hate, terrorism would be socially and politically bankrupt, so why is it succeeding? Because it stands symbolically for the dispossessed. Al-Qaeda is perceived as the only chance for people who have nothing.

This is another way that terrorism has morphed into a pseudo-religion. But at the same time, this is terrorism's Achilles heel, since every society could help its dispossessed. Certainly the G-8 countries and the Arab sheikdoms could long ago have subsidized a good life for every Palestinian refugee, for example. That we keep the dispossessed in a state of wretched misery gives terrorism its opening, which will never close until we become a global force for progress and expose terrorism for the reactionary fraud that it is.
Love,
Deepak

Okay , I agree with most of what Deepak Chopra says. But it is true and maybe true only for Al Queada and similar organisations, whose goal is to undermine another culture or shows one's superiority. But when it comes to nationalism or when it is about economics, today's terrorists are tomorrows leader . Examples are Washington, Lenin, Mandela, French Revolution, ..etc. Do you guys any comments ?

Events

Belated Birthday Wishes to Jay
(Jan 31st - Keep celebrating)

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Happy anniversary for Sathya & Radhika (this Sunday - 5th) - DO NOT DISTURB Sign is sighted from last monday