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21/Jun/1953 -to- 27/Dec/2007

Year's Most Memorable Quotes

From NY Times

The 10 most memorable quotes of 2007, according to Fred R. Shapiro, editor of the Yale Book of Quotations:

--1. ''Don't tase me, bro.'' -- Andrew Meyer, a senior at the University of Florida, while being hauled away by campus police during a speech by Sen. John Kerry.

--2. ''I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.'' -- Lauren Upton, South Carolina contestant in the Miss Teen USA contest, when asked why one-fifth of Americans cannot find the U.S on a map.

--3. ''In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country.'' -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking at Columbia University in New York.

--4. ''That's some nappy-headed hos there.'' -- radio personality Don Imus, referring to the Rutgers University women's basketball team.

--5. ''I don't recall.'' -- former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' repeated response to congressional questions about the firing of U.S. attorneys.

--6. ''There's only three things he (Rudolph Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.'' -- Sen. Joseph Biden, speaking during a debate for Democratic presidential candidates.

--7. ''I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody who has a 9 percent approval rating.'' -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat, referring to Vice President Dick Cheney.

--8. ''(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.'' -- Sen. Larry Craig, explaining why his foot touched the foot of an undercover police officer in an airport men's room.

--9. ''I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.'' -- Sen. Joseph Biden referring to rival Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama.

--10. ''I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history.'' -- Former President Jimmy Carter, referring to the Bush administration.

It’s a very simple operation

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?”

He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.’”

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

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Marriage, Before and After

Marriage, Before and After

Before marriage …

She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave?
She: HELL NO! Don’t even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: HELL NO! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get!
He: Will you cheat on me?
She: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!

… and after marriage. Simply read from bottom to top.

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.