TYPICAL BUSH JOKE

President Bush went to a school to interact with the
children. After having a brief talk with the children
he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;
Bush: whats your name
John: John
Bush: whats your question
John: sir I have three questions

1) why did America attack Iraq without the approval of
UNO
2) where is Osama
3) why does America support Pakistan so much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john....
(just then the bell for recess rang)
oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.
After the recess Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants
to ask any questions?

Peter raises his hand
Bush :Whats your name?
Peter : Peter sir, and I have 5 questions.
1) why did America attack Iraq without the approval of
UNO
2) where is Osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the
scheduled time
5) where is JOHN?

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge ..